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Thursday, October 15, 2009

RUSH.1

YOU'RE IN A HURRY SO YOUR BOSS CAN HAVE THE DOCS SIGNED, WHEN YOU CAME ACROSS YOUR NINANG WHO DEMANDS YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE ON SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE "NATASHA".

YOU DRESSED UP WELL AND EARLY FOR A PHOTO SESSION, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, BUT NO PADYAK IS AROUND. YOU DONT WANNA RUIN YOUR GET UP, SO YOU WAIT FOR A PADYAK.
STILL, NO PADYAK APPEARS. YOU DECIDED TO WALK, YOUR FRIEND RINGS YOU,
TELLS YOU THAT THE SESSION STARTS IN 5 MINUTES.
THE BLDG ENTRANCE IS NOW A FEW STEPS AWAY WHEN SUDDENLY YOU STEP ON A DOG SHIT.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOASTMASTER AT A FRIEND'S WEDDING DINNER. 30 MINS BEFORE THE CHURCH CEREMONY STARTS YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN OUT YOUR ONLY SLACKS FROM THE WASHING MACHINE. THE MACHINE GOT NO DRIER.

YOU'RE ON A BUS ON YOUR WAY TO A DATE. A MANI VENDOR INSIDE SNEEZED IN FRONT OF YOU, SHOWERING YOU WITH SALIVA AND NEXT GENERATION, ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT, MUTANT GERMS.
HE APOLOGIZED WITH A "BLESS YOU".

YOU'RE DRIVING, SENDING A SWEET TEXT MESSAGE TO A HOT CHICK YOU MET AT THE COFFEE SHOP. YOU SEND THE SMS TO YOUR WIFE.

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