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Monday, March 28, 2011

PENGE STRESSTABS!

EARTH HOUR 2011

THREE MINUTES JUST BEFORE 20:30 LAST NIGHT, I UNEXPECTEDLY FELL ASLEEP.
NOT IN MY PLAN. I EVEN TEXTED DUDE TO BUY SOME BEER FOR ANOTHER TOMA-NIGHT. HE SAID WE SHOULD CELEBRATE EARTH HOUR.
ONE COOL WAY TO "PROMOTE" ONE HOUR OF KINDNESS TO OUR MOTHER EARTH.
BUT BECAUSE I SUDDENLY DOZED OFF, I FAILED TO TAKE PART IN THAT ANNUAL GLOBAL ACT. BADTRIP. NO ONE FROM OUR HOUSE MANAGED TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. TIL NOW I NEVER EVEN ASKED THEM IF THEY DID, COZ WHEN I WOKE UP AT FOUR AM, THE LIGHT ABOVE ME WAS STILL ON. SO COOL.

I EVEN TEXTED OTHER FRIENDS TO SHOW SUPPORT, YET IT WAS I WHO FAILED TO DO IT. MAYBE A PART OF ME WASN'T THAT DETERMINED TO JOIN THE SWITCHING OFF OF LIGHTS, COZ I COULD HAVE LEFT THE COUCH AND WAITED FOR EARTH HOUR TO START. BUT I JUST SLEPT. AND I NEVER HAD BEER LAST NIGHT =(

E=MC2

A TWO-DAY SEMINAR FOR NEWLY ELECTED BARANGAY OFFICIALS ENDED THIS AFT.
I ACTED AS THE EMCEE, PHOTOGRAPHER (EACH TIME THE OFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER RAN FOR ERRANDS), GAME MASTER, COORDINATOR WITH THE CATERING AND TECHNICAL NEEDS, MEDICINE DISTRIBUTOR, TAGA-BUHAT NG MGA I-AAKYAT NA ADDITIONAL DISHES, I EVEN TAPPED THE LAPTOP FOR A SPEAKER'S PPT PRESENTATION ;) USO KASI ANG MULTI-TASKING NGAYON. MAY KA-TANDEM DIN NAMAN AKO NA MASIPAG.

" ISA PO AKONG 'PSYCHOLOGY' "
--M. R.
 
I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO'S A PSYCHOLOGIST. SHE SAID SHE CAN SEE THE REAL THING BEHIND ONE'S ACTION. 
ISN'T IT A FORTUNETELLER'S SKILL?  
SHE SAID SHE CAN EXPLAIN WHY ONE ACTS THIS WAY OR THAT WAY. SHE SAID SHE CAN TEACH ON PSYCHOLOGY IN A TERTIARY COURSE, SHE CAN SERVE AS AN H.R. HEAD AGAIN. BUT SHE CHOOSES TO WAIT FOR HER OVERSEAS APPLICATION TO BE APPROVED, WHEN IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS SINCE SHE APPLIED FOR IT.  MAYBE THERE'S NO ROOM FOR FORTUNETELLERS ABROAD.

SHE NEEDS TO CONTROL HER TEMPER WHEN SHE SENSES SOMEONE BULLYING HER. ISN'T IT PARANOIA?  AND BECAUSE SHE HAS NO JOB, SHE WATCHES "FACE-TO-FACE" AND STUDIES THE CASES BEING SHOWN ON TV. SHE SAID MATURE PEOPLE WOULDN'T CHOOSE TO HAVE THEIR CASES BE SETTLED ON AIR. AND THAT THE TAGAPAYOS ARE BEING CONCEIVED BY THE RIVAL PARTIES AS PERSONS IN AUTHORITY WHO ARE CAPABLE OF RELATING TO PEOPLE, TOUCHING PEOPLE'S WEAKNESSES AND STRENGTH, AND LATER ON, CAUSE AMICABLE SETTLEMENT BETWEEN/AMONG PARTIES, BECAUSE THE TAGAPAYOS' SO-CALLED "WAVES" ARE STRONG AND "INFECTIOUS". SHE EVEN TOLD ME TO OBSERVE ATE AMY, WHO IS ALLEGEDLY NOT A  MEDIATOR, BUT A FORCE WHO TRIGGERS ANGER, SO BOTH PARTIES WILL HAVE NO INHIBITIONS AND CAN FREELY EXPRESS THEIR ANGER ON EACH OTHER. SO SHE'S A TV SHOW CRITIC NOW.

SHE SAID HER ATTITUDE AT WORK IS SO STRONG THAT A FEMALE EMPLOYEE FAINTED WHEN MY FRIEND QUESTIONED HER TASK. SHE BOASTED THAT SOME JAPANESE AUDITORS ASKED FOR HER APOLOGY SEVERAL TIMES.

SHE SAID SHE IS NOT TOO ATTACHED WITH HER FAMILY. BUT THEIR WORDS STILL MATTER TO HER. SHE STILL CANNOT IGNORE HER FAMILY'S VIEWS. SHE'S EVEN AFRAID THAT HER FAMILY WILL KNOW HOW MISERABLE SHE LIVES. THEREFORE HER ATTACHMENT WITH THEM IS STILL STRONG. SHE'S DETACHED WITH HER FAMILY, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIVE WITH THEM, BUT SHE IS STILL ATTACHED.

I HAVE THIS BITCH WHO'S A "SEMI-ATTACHED FORTUNETELLER, AND A PARANOID, FACE-TO-FACE FANATIC". ERR.

5 comments:

Diamond R said...

maghapon naka off ang aming electricity sa camp.

John Albert said...

hehehe, for me it's not a good thing to observe and estimate the behavior and characteristic of other people. Hindi sa sinu pa man, sarili lang namannatin ang pinaka-nakakakilala satin

emmanuelmateo said...

pray ka lang po..and God will give you wisdom nd strength

DEMIGOD WINZTON said...

@DIAMANTE WOW. THAT'S NICE.
@JOHN HINDI RIN. ANG PAGKAKAROON NG GANUNG SKILL AY BENTAHE PA NGANG MAITUTURING.
@EMMAN STRESSTABS NGA KAILANGAN KO EH ;) HEHE

Nowitzki Tramonto said...

newly elected barangay officials? saang city po kayu?